I don't even really want to talk about the results of last week's WYRW. I am going to attribute the fact that my beloved Backstreet Boys did not win exclusively to Justin Timberlake and how cool he has become. In case you forgot, I love(d) the BSB so much that I actually met two of them. So I'm just going to move on and pretend you all love them as much as I do.
And now for a holiday-themed "would you rather" that I think you'll all appreciate: would you rather…
have to start every sentence that you say (or type) with the word "gobble" all day on Thanksgiving (Example: "Gobble can you please pass the orange juice? Gobble thank you.")
have to space out every single bite you take of Thanksgiving dinner in 5-minute increments (Example: take a bite of turkey. Wait 5 minutes. Take a bite of stuffing. Wait 5 minutes. Take a bite of corn.)
Things to consider:
- For option 1, nobody will want to talk to you. And if you like attention and telling stories (like I do), then this will be very painful for you.
- For option 2, it will take you about 300 years to finish your dinner, and it will likely get cold after the first few bites.