Why did I not realize that mentioning the word "cockroach" in a would you rather question would automatically make the other option the winner? Clearly you all have not had to deal with a cricket chirping outside your bedroom window all night, because I can assure you that if you had, you might reconsider.
This week's edition involves no bugs but is a little on the childish side:
Would you rather...
have to tell every person you meet your least favorite physical feature about him/her (ex: "Hi, Susan. It's nice to meet you. You have a really disgusting unibrow.")
every time you walk into a room, you compulsively pass offensively smelling gas and everyone knows that you're the one to blame?
Things to consider:
- For option 1, have fun explaining to your toddler's newest play date's mom why you just told her kid he looked like a pug.
- For option 2, good luck with that job interview.